Satire is dead…
I truly can’t tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
This… This isn’t The Onion?
Humans are silly.
Oh, shut up
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn’t be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.
She’s just upset the Lolita* Express was shut down before she could visit the island.
Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.
it’s disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680
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The thing is if we don’t give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that’s how they get away with bigger things.
The “Don’t worry about X thing because they’ve done far worse thing” approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
Then she did the “don’t you know who I am” shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.
Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
The logic being “it takes one to know one?”
No need. We already know enough, don’t we??? Hellooooo
You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.
every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.
I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.
The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it’s impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a “sleepover” at his estate.
Jesus, is she still around?
Hey, Republicans, what happened with that “groomer” panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?
They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.
Makes sense to appoint someone who knows the subject matter so well
