Imagine jamming and vibing when all of a sudden some goon hops up on stage and displays a golden tidal wave at the front row.

  • Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    7 days ago

    From what I’ve gathered, this Morgan Wallen guy is a MAGA. So this tracks. It’ll attract the same kind of people that were caught with their dicks out near the gymnasts at Trump’s birthday carnival thing. My sympathy for the children.

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    “The gentlemen behind us whipped his (genitals) out, started (urinating) all over my niece, my brother (and) myself,” he said in a video. “I am about ready to … kill somebody.” Grevelding says his niece is 8 years old, and the suspect urinated on her back.

    I’m sad this isn’t an onion

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      We’d all like for him to have attacked the whizzer, but he’s probably talking about blaming liberals or brown people for it instead

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    When asked if he acted alone, police responded: “He had some help. It ain’t like he can make this kind of mess all by himself.”

    (Joke. It’s lyrics from a single Morgan Wallen and Post Malone did together.)