OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThis Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Peelemmy.worldimagemessage-square167linkfedilinkarrow-up11.26K
arrow-up11.26KimageThis Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Peelemmy.worldOriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square167linkfedilink
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up194·3 months agoI used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
minus-squareHappy Cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up137·3 months agoSo thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
minus-squareofficermike@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·3 months agoBut what do you do now that there’s no queen?
minus-squaredjdarren@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoAre you Irish, by any chance?
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·3 months agoNope I’m Dutch . Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoNo one would ever joke about being Dutch.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoI tried this, but got a boner instead
minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoThe Queen and peeing reminds me of this https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto
minus-squaresyaochan@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoI don’t think this will help me, but thanks for the laugh
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoOne of those comments that comes like a slap in the face with a hand full of cold water, in the morning
minus-squareAnarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoIn the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoThank you very much for sharing
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoThis is how I’m going to potty train my children. I’m sure it will work out fine.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoKeep em’ away from posh elderly ladies otherwise there’s gonna be lawsuits out the wazzoo.
minus-squareyoru77@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agohttps://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gem-magnifying-glass-magnifying-glass-gem-subway-gif-990612180836211908 What is opposite of this image/gif? That’s how I feel rn
I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
But what do you do now that there’s no queen?
Are you Irish, by any chance?
Nope I’m Dutch .
Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious
No one would ever joke about being Dutch.
I tried this, but got a boner instead
This is what I stay on Lemmy for
The Queen and peeing reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto
Absolute cinema
I don’t think this will help me, but thanks for the laugh
One of those comments that comes like a slap in the face with a hand full of cold water, in the morning
In the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.
Thank you very much for sharing
This is how I’m going to potty train my children. I’m sure it will work out fine.
Keep em’ away from posh elderly ladies otherwise there’s gonna be lawsuits out the wazzoo.
https://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gem-magnifying-glass-magnifying-glass-gem-subway-gif-990612180836211908
What is opposite of this image/gif? That’s how I feel rn