“Gaze in awe upon the epic prow of Ms. Christina Hendricks” wrote some who is not me.

My first thought when reading this cover was, ‘Christina Hendricks would be the only person I would let try to touch my prostate with an egg beater.’
My second thought was, ‘oh this isn’t a real magazine cover’. It took me longer than it should to realize it. 😆
They say overanalyzing but I say underanalized!
I may be face-blind but I recognised her.
The chin dimple is unmistakable.
…she has a chin? I never noticed…
Totally stunning in “Mad Men”…
Just as Nolan intended
Kinda important to always include floatation devices
Just as Nolan intended douche sounds
“Leave me at the nearest port, never look upon me again. I’ll make my way with the strength that you’ve taught me, only let me have my wedding night.”
I loved that bitch.





