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minus-squareExLisperAlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 个月前I do! I break into people’s apartments, beat them up a little bit and I say that I’ll be back in a couple of months and if I will see them using Windows I will kill them. Works like a charm.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 个月前What do you do if I’m using Linux already? Beat my ass a little and then cuddle with me in bed?
minus-squareMalix@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 个月前You’re obviously using a wrong distro. Beatings will continue as planned.
minus-squareDragonOracleIX@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前You are going to have to pry CachyOS out of my cold dead hands then.
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前What if you come back and they have a macbook?
minus-squareExLisperAlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前I would tell you what happens to those people but I don’t want to give you nightmares.
I do! I break into people’s apartments, beat them up a little bit and I say that I’ll be back in a couple of months and if I will see them using Windows I will kill them. Works like a charm.
Guess we all need a hobby.
What do you do if I’m using Linux already? Beat my ass a little and then cuddle with me in bed?
You’re obviously using a wrong distro. Beatings will continue as planned.
You are going to have to pry CachyOS out of my cold dead hands then.
How did you know? Did we meet?
What if you come back and they have a macbook?
I would tell you what happens to those people but I don’t want to give you nightmares.