• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      i mean, it’s only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?

      and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i’m a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, ‘why are you telling me this stuff? i’m a barber. you need a psychologist.’ and all he said was, ‘well your light was on…’

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    2 months ago

    Obviously a true story. Cats are famously easy to train. Also, the image has words on it that support this story.

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      1 month ago

      Those boomers have a decent enough pension to be able to buy food for that many pets, in their bought and paid off home. I’m struggling with 3 cats in social housing.