Sex before dinner is the correct order most of the time.
Get way too sleepy when my belly is full!
I’m going to try this when I ask someone out. “Wanna have sex then dinner?” Keep y’all posted.
Don’t make it weird. Just type up a little agenda with times and acts and whatnot. Add a paragraph or two at the end explaining why. She’ll know you really care. Now, whether you email her a digital copy with a signature field, or have her sign it in front of you when you pick her up is just a matter of personal style.
This is the way.
Yeah, plus bending in interesting ways is more difficult
Let her nap on the way home. She’s got to wake up to go in the house, and a little kiss here and there, a little nibble, a little tickle, and she’ll perk up. Enough.
This man fucks.
Why wake up? Just pick her up and carry her to the bed.
How wide are your doors?
Easier to go through those sideways.
Well yeah, sideways is still tight. Maybe it’s just my taste in wide-hipped women?
Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.
Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.
Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷
Lucky you I guess. For me it’s promise something-> too sleepy, okay we go to bed -> I don’t even get woken at all.
I don’t even get woken at all.
Are you still sleeping?
Never woke at all. Been sleeping for the past couple months.
Hello mr president!
This have happened quite often are we became parents. Our cortisol levels are just too high when we go to bed so we are just crashing, but then after we’ve slept for an hour or so, and one might make the move and wakes the other. It’s actually quite hot, haha.
Add somnophilia to the list of freaky things and problem sorted!
Happy Cake Day you little freak.
Takes one to know one 😏 and thank you!
It’s been on the list for a long time. A lot of people are surprisingly uncomfortable with giving it though.
Well, you’re being all so snuggly and cute. Would feel too selfish to wake you up for a romp
The window reflection is funky.
I settle for a freakin cuddle in the freakin bed
My friday and saturday nights… except we dont even go out, its just us settling down in the living room and put on a movie. She gets comfortable and boom out in 10 min. Wakes up 2 hours later says im tired and goes tp bed. Sometimes the next morning things happen, but im really not a morning person so its fine but never as good as night. I also smoke which makes it 1000 times better and thats also only at night which is probably the real reason it’s that much better haha.
Sleeping baddie
That tattoo fucks
Is this some famous person we are supposed to recognize?
You sound like mom’s first meme: “who’s that? I don’t know her? What do you mean?”
It has been painfully obvious I’m getting too old…
