Is Rubio genuinely comparing the moon landings, which is one of humanity’s highest achievements, to UFC fighting?
Did he hit his head on something?
You’re right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It’s probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.
lol, no. Well, I mean we did have model rockets as kids, so yeah, trumpy’s tiny hands style of rocket.
Edit: Added per DDG search:
Apollo 11 on top of a Saturn V was 101.5m / 364 ft.
UFC 92ft, lol.
It has a 9 in front, 9 is bigger than 3, that makes it three times the size, checkmate liberals
hurdur burmur
His audience is really that stupid
Probably a fist.
Or Trumps pubic bone.
in John f Kennedy’s voice “We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”
Yup totally like the moon landing.
But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!
glances at the DC police news blotter
shuffles feet nervously
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?
Ah yes that very American invention of MMA.
The sport that began when a Belgium taught a bunch of Japanese people an English wrestling style.
We put two men in a ring and let them beat each other up. We did it America! We won!
Now go pack your things up as we are done here. This is what true success is. Congratulations.
So they admit the moon landings are real.
You people put a man on the moon because you were willing to let Nazi shit slide.
3 cheers for Werner Von Braun…
Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
Yes, organized fighting certainly is new, and they certainly didn’t build some of the most impressive structures millenia ago to facilitate it, nope.
I want to get off this timeline.
its so sad that the only flex they can come up with was 60 years ago…
UFC is founded on having bum fights, it technically is pretty much a bum fight co-opting martial arts of other cultures.
With nazi-german tech, which Americans conveniently seem to always forget to mention.
Did this absolute joke of a protohuman really say that
American Politics Fuck Off
No, American politics fucks you
Now do that, but with healthcare
