• Furbag@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.

    Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.

  • D_C@lemm.ee
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    I am concerned about his health…not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.

    Besides they aren’t leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.

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      That’s not as big a problem as you’d think because they have those scooters at the supermarket. You can ask another shopper to reach stuff on the upper shelves for you.

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    Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today’s version could ever muster.

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      3 days ago

      It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.

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      I don’t normally post but there’s something uncanny about this picture. Like, could it be a double? Did he speak at all? It only resembles him.

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        My bet is on a robot. He did just accuse Biden of being a robot and as we all know every MAGA accusation is a confession.

    • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
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      (1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?

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    Based on the rule of “it’s always projection with these guys”, I’m going to conclude elon just did a shitty job on his robot after executing trump.

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    Americans not electing presidents that poop their pants challenge: Impossible