I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
She had it coming after the incident with the bees.
He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he’s cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they’re made worse by his involvement.
Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
rain man
the last samurai
minority report
magnolia - perfect fit for the roleHe’s great in Collateral. He plays great villains.
“Vanilla Sky”, and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.
you don’t HAVE to hand it to Tom Cruise. You certainly CAN, but by no means are you required to.
You should read “all you need is kill”. Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.
No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.
It always bugs me when they make one of his books into a movie because there never is a reason to cut the important parts out. I would understand if the books were long, or had concepts that are too difficult to bring to the screen. Instead its cut because no one wants movies you have to think about.
You’re right there - too complex, too much thinking, a bit weird.
The one silver lining I guess is that when people say “you really should read the book” with PKD stories they end up being so different that they really feal like a different story. They tend to not have the Green Lantern Effect where the movie ruins the original story for you.
Yeah, spoilers don’t quite work because he is always so out there! They took some little different thing and ran with that instead of the full crazy. I feel like Terry Gilliam would have made good PKD movies. He gets insanity.
I haven’t watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.
It gave us this. That’s something, at least.
I quite liked mission impossible
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.
You’d flash your big white shiny smile You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth, who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation
This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!
Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.
Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(
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Even if it’s real, it could just be a typo and editorial oversight.
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I thought it was “Interview with THE Vampire”
Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.
i thought it was “interview with a vampire street dance troupe”
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I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles
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People know the ‘I only read Playboy for the articles’ joke but it’s genuinely why the magazine lasted as long as it has. Playboy certainly wasn’t the only one doing nude photography nor was it the most extreme.
But the magazine has had some genuinely great writers over the years. Notable ones like Roald Dahl, Jack Kerouac, Ian Fleming, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, Hunter S. Thompson and a whole slew of journalists and columnists who went on to write great stuff.
Playboy tended to give their writers a lot of freedom and published things others wouldn’t. After all, if you’re already controversial, you might as well publish controversial writing.
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I got genuinely curious now
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Super eerie, what does it say ? sounds like an allegory
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guess xenu does that to folks
That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.
I saw one of the mission impossible movies on an airplane because I don’t know before I realized it had Tom Cruise and I think a lot of the appeal of those movies is watching Tom Cruise('s stunt double) get hurt, but I can suspend disbelief for long enough to watch the stunt dude get hurt and then go watch something else. Stunt dude did all right.
I used to like it before I knew Brad Pitt was in it.
