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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours ago
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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    4 hours ago

    I thought it was “Interview with THE Vampire”

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      i thought it was “interview with a vampire street dance troupe”

  • lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world
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    Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it’s him not you

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      well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation

    • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.

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        You’d flash your big white shiny smile You’d buy expensive shoes

        • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          But you’d be the only man on Earth, who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he’s cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they’re made worse by his involvement.

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      Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
      Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
      rain man
      the last samurai
      minority report
      magnolia - perfect fit for the role

      • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        He’s great in Collateral. He plays great villains.

      • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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        “Vanilla Sky”, and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.

      • bufalo1973@piefed.social
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        You should read “all you need is kill”. Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.

        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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          No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.

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      I haven’t watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It gave us this. That’s something, at least.

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    I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning

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      Yet somehow, Oprah returned.

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    This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(

        • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          🤔

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      Even if it’s real, it could just be a typo and editorial oversight.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      deleted by creator

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    That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.

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      I used to like it before I knew Brad Pitt was in it.

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      I saw one of the mission impossible movies on an airplane because I don’t know before I realized it had Tom Cruise and I think a lot of the appeal of those movies is watching Tom Cruise('s stunt double) get hurt, but I can suspend disbelief for long enough to watch the stunt dude get hurt and then go watch something else. Stunt dude did all right.

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    guess xenu does that to folks

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