Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoSorry, force of habit my Blemmy.worldimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1655
arrow-up1655imageSorry, force of habit my Blemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square33linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89·4 months ago“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?” “Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 months agoYes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoWhoa… What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoLength, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoI don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoYou used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months ago“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoThey are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?”
“Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
Not in 3D usually no
Whoa…
What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
You used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
It’s actually axial rotation
“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
Five nights at jorker’s