Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup… I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times……
The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the “homework” folder.
And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable
Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup
What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.
my porn folder is called “not porn” and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)
Which OS are you referring to?
windows 10
I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.
https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y
This is a much better version of this joke
I thought that was my resume?
The struggle is real.
Real
