I am trying to come up with a reason to mic a seat… none of them are good.
You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.
sigh
Ok, I’ll get Afroman on the phone.
Also, I hate you.
I want this to be a thing that happened
No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.
throws holy water at you No.
Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink
Goddamnit.
Yes shame.
Username checks out
wonder if you can use eDNA from a seat to figure out everyone who farted on it lately
E. coli DNA?
environmental DNA.
Electronic DNA.
kamEhamEha DNA
That naming thing with a lower case “e” is so Naughties. That’s as out as “i.”
environmental DNA.
You can get DNA from the environment, water bodies or even the atmosphere, sequence it, and figure out all the animals (and people) in the area.
“LEAVE SABRINA ALONE!”
-Chris Crocker, probably
