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Original tweet quote translation:
“After inserting the giant butt plug, the [strained back/slipped disk] pain disappeared”
therapeudick
Phew, 2 ways to read it and they may both be wrong.
I didn’t think a single word could be poetry, but here we are.
Solid portmanteau
That looks like an artillery shell.
You scared Corporal?
Ain’t no one on earth outrank an artillery man running full speed away from something.
Holy shit, finally a solution to my back pain that I can get behind! Now, is there anyone big enough to get behind me?
Rip your inbox
R.I.P. their “outbox” as well
Look, if all the horny femboy posting I already do hasn’t attracted anyone to my dms, I’m not sure anything will.
a/s/l?
Nah sorry, I don’t know any sign language, American or otherwise.
Chronicle back brain
Pain in the Back, the Chronicles.
*bain
Well there’s your problem: you don’t have a pelvis.
The Japanese says she stuck it into her anus…
girl
Hopefully that means young woman and this isn’t CP
Either way NSFW this
I usually try to reserve judgement with people I don’t know but are you an idiot? Girl and boy are commonly used in English to refer to people of all ages. Girl does not mean child in many cases.
Laprodic posture like that ain’t good for most people.
