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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Trump praises ICE agents in odd post and gushes over their ‘much larger, and harder, muscles’

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump praises ICE agents in odd post and gushes over their ‘much larger, and harder, muscles’

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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Trump praises ICE agents for their ‘much larger, and harder, muscles’
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Federal immigration agents are ‘supposed to have’ them, according to the president

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/43282691

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    Homeland Security removes age limits for ICE recruits to boost hiring for Trump deportations

    Trump is just confused, he was thinking of something else when ICE said “no age limits”.

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    Someone has a tiny little erect mushroom.

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    That’s our homoerotic president and his homoerotic base with their homoerotic secret police for ya!

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      I had the (mis)fortune to watch the Trump movie with Sebastian Stan. I know it was made by people who don’t like him, but I walked away thinking, “Is he a closeted, self hating homosexual?”

      A pattern of data points does point to a conclusion.

      His mentor was an older man who took a shine to him and was gay. He likes talking about other men’s cocks and muscles. He seems to very openly hate women.

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    GRAVY SEALS…

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      Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake

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        FYI Afroman is a MAGAt. Not as vocal as some but he’s with Donnie.

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          Is he MAGA? I mean he shook Trump’s hand at the libertarian conference when they were both running for president, but that’s about it

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      Sure, they can’t run a block or turn their necks but those big boys are genuinely hard to take down. If one sits on you? Game over, man

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    Large muscles are not important for checking immigration paperwork. They are missing the brainpower for that part, so they just assault people instead.

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    No shit, man’s a big Jabba the Hutt blob. The tiniest shrimp would be more muscly.

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      Wha…what are going on about? I think you mean Jabba the Hunk!!!
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        Jabba the Hunk of Shit

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          Jabba the Prez

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    Ooo and their veinier, girthier danglers

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      Oh his foldable neck’s Eminem!

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    “Larger, harder…HOTTER!!!”

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