You can’t just post something like this without including a purchase link!
If you purchase the CIA, it comes included as a freebie
Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸
They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
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No pain no gain.
ain’t training if it ain’t stretching
I’m sure it would be bigger than that…
Or just for fun!
Does it not need a flared base?
I’m assuming you’d want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it’s only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
Hopefully…
Without a base, without a trace
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We’re going to need a lot of firepower. send in Secewet Agent Owo
Now I’m imagining an e girl furry fetish onlyfans content creator coming out and blasting lasers out her but. So thanks for that.
Does it come with CIA branded lube?
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Wish I got paid to test lube and shove things up my butt for the CIA!
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A true patriot doesn’t need lube
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
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Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.
haha they’ll totally believe we gave people butt knives
thats not a lot of storage space…strech em out a bit more and they they may can fit a radio set and a powerbank too
For a 1960s powerbank and radio you’re gonna need a real elastic anus.
(Brand new sentence right there)
The RS-59 is modular so with multiple trips it probably could be done
https://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/rs59/
tho that encoder gona be probably making some agents cry a bit
elastic anus
Band name!!
A true patriot develops megacolon and then deals with the chronic constipation, so they can hide even a folable pistol and ammunition!
xkcd#37 moment
This fucking awesome ass-lock pick really came in handy!
Now where did I put my lipstick again? Right…
Gonna need it waaay up there.
is that plastic body safe?
1960s-80s, so no.
In prison they call that a suitcase
I’ll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain’t no way I’m taking it in the ass for america 😌
