GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMy glasseslemmings.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up118
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minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThey obviously don’t wear glasses.
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIt took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNo, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThat’s an occultist. An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 days agoYou’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
They obviously don’t wear glasses.
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
That’s an occultist.
An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.