Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days agoReporting an absenceslrpnk.netimagemessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1651
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minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·26 days agoBest bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·26 days agoNot a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·26 days agoThis is why you make your dog costume out of kevlar
Best bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
This is why you make your dog costume out of kevlar