
That’s a sturgeon.

Alternate dimension Weird Al
Also works for “virgin”.
That’s his problem right there
Beware the Fish.
No please!!! Don’t let anyone from my instance see this!
I don’t want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!

Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.
ich_iel would be a good start
STÖRt dich das etwa?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Hello

The Simpsons really have done everything!
what word is censored out
That’s not a real fish, it’s a model/statue. There’s a loop at the tail end, and there’s no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,
It would be limp
Ummm, it’s frozen, duhh
Maybe it’s frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.
That’s not salmon.
Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I’m no fishologist
Definitely a sturgeon can’t really tell what type but we can assume it is from the unintended states sw we can call it the U.S. Sturgeon General.
Could also be a ctardiologist. But I’m no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.
It’s best left to the fishisticians to figure out
More like a carpiologist, amirite?
Yeah, this whole post seems fishy.
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As an Alaskan I take offense to this.
Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge???












