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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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  • The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world
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  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world
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    That’s a sturgeon.

    • FaygoRedPop@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      • grue@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Alternate dimension Weird Al

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Also works for “virgin”.

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBanned
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      That’s his problem right there 

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Beware the Fish.

  • Enkrod@feddit.org
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    No please!!! Don’t let anyone from my instance see this!

    I don’t want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        ich_iel would be a good start

    • Wutchilli@feddit.org
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      STÖRt dich das etwa?

      • Enkrod@feddit.org
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        Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

    • vodka@feddit.org
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      Hello

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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      The Simpsons really have done everything!

  • Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    what word is censored out

    • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a real fish, it’s a model/statue. There’s a loop at the tail end, and there’s no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,

    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml
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      It would be limp

      Ummm, it’s frozen, duhh

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Maybe it’s frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.

  • kalapala@sopuli.xyz
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    That’s not salmon.

    • spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.works
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      Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I’m no fishologist

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Definitely a sturgeon can’t really tell what type but we can assume it is from the unintended states sw we can call it the U.S. Sturgeon General.

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Could also be a ctardiologist. But I’m no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.

        • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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          It’s best left to the fishisticians to figure out

        • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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          More like a carpiologist, amirite?

    • badbytes@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, this whole post seems fishy.

  • The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    As an Alaskan I take offense to this.

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    Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge???

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