For those who don’t understand, in a weird coincidence, both Donald Trump and Mikhail Gorbachev have been Pizza Hut spokesmen that starred in Pizza Hut tv ads in their respective markets.
links to each ad: Trump- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY Gorbachev- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
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Mikhail Gorbachev, in a Pizza Hut commercial
For those who don’t understand, this is a Star Trek meme, about an episode where Picard has to learn to communicate with a people who only speak in memes, and the clanker universal translator can’t handle it.
You can’t fool me, it’s memes all the way down.
Krasnov, when the wall fell.
Gorbachev and Putin don’t stand on the same side of history. If Trump is team Pizza Hut then he can’t be Putin’s Krasnov.
Reagan, when the Alzheimer’s hit
I’m missing the pizza connection. Can u fill in the gap for me?
“No one out pizzas the hut.” - DJT
When did this happen? I literally can’t recall the moment.
This sounds more like it should be a line from Spaceballs than real life.
I like cheese pizza - DJT
“Though me and my best mate Jeffery Epstein call it CP for short. We reallllllyyyy love that CP!!”
If I’m sent to 1965, I’m just going rogue.
I move to some backwater village, get some blue collar job, buy a house for $20.000 and put the rest of the money in suspiciously good stock picks.
You do that, I’m gonna move down a hit list and see how badly I ratfuck history.
A noble goal. Hit me up when you’re out near me in the sticks, we can grill some burgers and talk about the bad days.
The hit list is rather excessive but I’d have the secondary goal of slapping my grandfather upside the head in the 80s and teaching him the glories of PPE and how it’s effective against lung cancer.
Yeah, if time travel was real, I probably wouldnt do some big act to prevent horrible people from being born/growing up…
probably just go back and hug my grandfather one last time.
Funny thing is that I never met my grandfather, he died when my mom was still young. But I figure that I’d have to offset whatever damage id do by exterminating my father’s family.
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Take up everything with “X” in the name to really piss him off.
It is a great plan, if you happen to be white and male and live in North America or West Europe.
Wow trump made that commercial while he was still married to his second wife. So he made a national TV ad winking to the idea of him cheating on his second wife with his first wife.
Everyday I get to learn a new way our president is the worst piece of shit imaginable, fun times…
Gorbachev was a way nicer person and smarter. The other is an annoying orange.
Children had to prostitute themselves for food because of that man. Nice person my fucking ass. I wish hell was real. His disposition was more pleasant than Trump but the choices he made were often just as devastating.
I’m sure Gorbachev was far from perfect, but nobody foresaw how bad the collapse of the Soviet Union would have been, or that it would have collapsed at all. The “shock therapy” that happened post-Soviet Union was long after he’s gone.
nobody foresaw how bad the collapse of the Soviet Union would have been
Nobody but communist theory, and the people who pushed for it.
It was naked capitalism and it’s what the world is going to experience once China and Russia are gone.
The Soviet Union wasn’t capitalist when it collapsed, and the current Russia isn’t communist. China is communist but in name only.
What was bad about the collapse? The dissolution of the USSR itself? I had assumed it was the economic struggle during and after the transition to capitalism.
I’m gonna start a conspiracy that Pizza Hut runs the world.
We can call it Pizzaga-- wait, no nevermind.
I have an opposing theory that Pizza Hut is a symptom of late stage capitalistic cancer. In the late 80s the capitalistic process of consolidating power in the Soviet Union into the new oligarchy had nearly run its course and the USSR dissolved not long after Pizza Hut showed up on the scene.
Here, in the homeland of Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut has shifted from being a casual sit down pizza chain, to a casual pizza buffet chain, to an exclusively carry out fast food pizza chain. The uniqueness of the architecture has been lost just as architectural drive in the USSR shifted over time from Construcivist to Stalinist to Brutalist to Soviet modernist (which is commonly critiqued for lacking personality in comparison to prior eras).
Here in the states we are currently seeing all of our architecture lose personality. Suburban developments are the same house over and over again, often not constructed to code. Car oriented developments are just the same strip mall or basic big box store plopped all over the place with no design considerations given to the surrounding landscape. Even our shitty pizza joints have lost what little personality they once had, now becoming relegated to existing within strip malls next to illusion of choice grocery stores.
TIL: world leaders are for sale literally, not just figuratively.
The surprising thing is not that they’re for sale, it’s how cheap they are to buy.
I want off Mr. Toads wild ride
🎵 I’d rather have a bottle in front of me,🎵
🎵 Than have to get a frontal lobotomy,🎵
🎵 Just different ways to end the pain the same…🎵
Strong Demolition Man vibes to this.
I apologize in advance for the crappy gemini summary, but I’m 99% sure the original thread (and every subsequent discussion) of this was deleted on reddit lol.
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Buddy I can’t summarize something that doesn’t exist, but I know Google’s Gemini slop has indexed its data from reddit, so I knew for sure it would still have those threads in its spit out. Even the old Google article snips were incorrect because they were sourced on propaganda news created to cover this up. And the Wikipedia article keeps getting repeatedly revised.
I just posted it because otherwise people don’t beleive me when I tell them that Papa John’s is owned by a Pakistani Army General lol.
But fair enough, I could have just written out the story from memory, although I can’t remember the details well because Pakistan’s government also ran a propaganda campaign to cover it up.
You need to look at your life son. Seriously, what are you doing here. You need to question what your brain is doing and how you’re managing it, I’m not even kidding, these are warning signs.
Smells like a redditor to me
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You seem awfully pressed over a random comment about a story about Papa John’s being owned by the Pakistan Army lmao.
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For those who don’t understand, in a weird coincidence, both Donald Trump and Mikhail Gorbachev have been Pizza Hut spokesmen that starred in Pizza Hut tv ads in their respective markets.
links to each ad: Trump- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY Gorbachev- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
