Wait, you mean there’s a possibility they didn’t?
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
Jim Carey Intensifies
James Eugene Carrey intensifies even further.
And without Doge being mentioned, they’re clearly not taking credit for finding it.
… And I guess we know why the CEO stepped down.
“Company’s stock has declined over financial performance and sudden replacement of CEO”
Oh yes, what a mystery! I wonder why that Brian Thompson was replaced… oh yes! He went on an indefinite medical leave! He had a mineral deficiency, notably lead, and after receiving a few choice pills with a fast release system he decided to take a warm mud bath, then he got so relaxed he sank in and has never been seen again.
Wait, we still generally prosecute crimes?
The investigation will stop as soon as Trump receives a
bribetribute from UHG.New trump tower donation
United Health Care blaming any criminal activity on the dead CEO in 3…2…1…
Probable Possible my black hen
She lays eggs in the relative when
She doesn’t lay eggs in the positive now
Because she’s unable to postulate how!
(Space Child’s Mother Goose)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned living in Florida, this crime pays. I was in the break room at my old job and one of our IT people was on the phone with her sister, looked at me, covered the speaker and said "she works for Wellcare, the feds just rushed in and yelled “hands up, move away from the computers! Get out!” But kept her sister and another guy there to pull all the information out.
But a few years later, who is our governor? Fucking Rick Scott, who, as head of another healthcare company defrauded the government just as dramatically. They all do. And the foxes are guarding the henhouse.
Rick Scott was head of this company when they did this:
https://www.justice.gov/archive/opa/pr/2003/June/03_civ_386.htm
This just means either the guy who retired or the new CEO will become governor and then senator from Florida like Rick Scott.
They did it