• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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      18 days ago

      Oh yes, what a mystery! I wonder why that Brian Thompson was replaced… oh yes! He went on an indefinite medical leave! He had a mineral deficiency, notably lead, and after receiving a few choice pills with a fast release system he decided to take a warm mud bath, then he got so relaxed he sank in and has never been seen again.

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    18 days ago

    The investigation will stop as soon as Trump receives a bribe tribute from UHG.

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    17 days ago

    Probable Possible my black hen

    She lays eggs in the relative when

    She doesn’t lay eggs in the positive now

    Because she’s unable to postulate how!

    (Space Child’s Mother Goose)

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned living in Florida, this crime pays. I was in the break room at my old job and one of our IT people was on the phone with her sister, looked at me, covered the speaker and said "she works for Wellcare, the feds just rushed in and yelled “hands up, move away from the computers! Get out!” But kept her sister and another guy there to pull all the information out.

    But a few years later, who is our governor? Fucking Rick Scott, who, as head of another healthcare company defrauded the government just as dramatically. They all do. And the foxes are guarding the henhouse.

    Rick Scott was head of this company when they did this:

    https://www.justice.gov/archive/opa/pr/2003/June/03_civ_386.htm

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    19 days ago

    This just means either the guy who retired or the new CEO will become governor and then senator from Florida like Rick Scott.