In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Or icanhaz
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
gooby pls
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, ayuck!
Elite Pink Guy reference
It’s a reference to a comic where Goofy murdered children lol, but yeah, Pink Guy may have said it too.
alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"please shutdown; thanksalias sudo fucking
fucking systemctl restart firewalld.service
fucking shutdown
Reminds me of my favorite command line utility.
Kind stranger; you made my day
Unfortunately no longer maintained, but in case you didn’t see the other reply: https://codeberg.org/iff/pay-respects
I know this is a meme and not GitHub, but I thought some people might like to learn that if you do
please shutdown && thanksit won’t say you’re welcome if the shutdown failedWait, isn’t it the other way around? I thought ; only executed the next command if the previous one succeeded, and && executed the next command regardless of exit status.
No, OP is correct, && only continues on exit 0. || For anything but zero, ; just chains another command.
Ah yes you’re right, had to look it up to see for myself. It’s weird because i remember specifically changing some of my &&s for ; instead because i wanted it to not continue if exit wasn’t zero, but i must’ve misread it at the time. Time to change it back i guess lol.
It makes more sense if you think of semicolons like other programming languages like Java and C use it.
foo(); bar();But those languages allow
foo(); bar();as well. Then&&works like a normal short circuited expression (with side effects).
Partly right in bash:
set -e; echo 1; echo 2;is the same as
echo 1 && echo 2So if you see the
-ein a script, it’s to keep the function clean.
alias thanks="You are most welcomed"you need to use the
echocommand if you want to echo something:alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"(the inner single-quotes are not strictly required in this case, but recommended nonetheless)
Huh yeah my bad, wrote this too fast in-between two messages at work
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /alias srsly="sudo !!"I prefer
"sota !!"
Does that expand properly? My gut feeling is that the
!!expands right away, not when you runsrslybut when you define it.
For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
I doubt, there isn’t much of a need for additional ways to obfuscate commands.
(base64 -d <<< 'ZWNobyAic3RvcCBydW5uaW5nIHJhbmRvbSBjb21tYW5kcyB5b3UgZmluZCBvbmxpbmUi')This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It’s an object and I own it. I’ll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.
True, but it can be a good training to be a nice person in general, no? Wouldn’t hurt to include a “please” and the likes once in a while
I don’t say please and thank you to any inanimate objects whatsoever and if I were to begin doing so (which I will never do) computers would be the very last to receive that treatment from me. Personifying computers is not practice for how to treat people. Fuck clankers
I have please run the previous command as sudo
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
https://gitlab.com/edneville/please (a sudo alternative)
oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
I prefer an alias that actually reflects my feelings.
alias didistutter="sudo"alias didistutter="sudo !!"I’d recommend this version so you don’t actually have to repeat yourself.
But the whole reason I use Linux is because I don’t ask it to do things, I tell it to do things, because it’s a machine, and it’s my machine.
You could alias
sudotojustfor a little more rudeness.I’m also not trying to be rude to my machine, that’s erroneous, I’m not going to treat a computer like it thinks or has emotions, one way or the other.
