Obligatory Classic: Harry Potter with Guns
Hahah, the scene where he opens his inheritance vault with all the bullets. Man, thanks for the laugh
The best part is, that it’s not just a trailer, but the entire film was edited like this
Ha, nice. I’ll have to try to find the full copy to go along with my copy of Wizard People, Dear Reader.
That one sounds a bit like the German “Harry Potter und ein Stein”
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I’d more likely expect somebody sitting on his ass 5m behind the place where he was when pulling the trigger looking stupid and holding his forearm. I’ve seen smartasses firing regular machine guns like this. No matter how strong you think you are - It just doesn’t work.
Given a choice between what’s canonical and what’s cannonical, I know which one I’m picking.
“I ain’t got time to bleed…”
“You got time to duck?”
Zoltraak-47
Good ol’ American magic
Accio gun
“Expecto patron-”
just fucking riddled with bullets
Dropout’s “Misfits and Magic” made an American exchange students in “for legal reasons it’s totally non-distinct magic school” with more nuance, highly recommend.
Does USA ever even get acknowledged in the HP universe? I can’t remember any instance of a yank showing up in any of the books or any reference to the North American continent.
“America…well…we magicked it away. It was full of Voldemorts.”
The first Fantastic Beasts movie is set in New York, and it makes several appearances in the supporting lore books. Apparently, Americans don’t really like Quidditch, preferring some sort of magical-explosions basketball-ish game. Jeez I wish Joanne weren’t such an awful piece of shit human.
Gotcha. I left the franchise after Book 7 and its two movies. I’ve watched maybe 15 minutes of one of the FB movies (maybe the second one?) while on an overnight flight and was immediately lost and not entertained enough to commit, especially when Forrest Gump was an alternative option.
The first movie of Magical Beasts and Where to Find Them takes place in the US. Otherwise mentions are minimal, if any, in the HP series.
Can’t tell if that’s Jesse Ventura in a movie or G Gordon Liddy in his backyard…
I like how Misfits and Magic handles this where wizards straight just have never heard of nuclear weapons.
Jesse “The Body” Ventura. The former governor of Minnesota.
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