Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
I was thinking a Taurus Judge…
A Sig? Jesus would need to pray to himself that the gun doesn’t go off and shoot his holy dick off.
Ask him how he got those holes in his hands…
Really only the p320, 1911s are probably the safest carry gun out there
And what is your criteria for “safe”?
For any gun, specifically, mechanisms to ensure that the gun only fires if i intend it to. A 1911 has a manual thumb safety and a grip safety and is incredibly drop safe to boot. A p320 has been demonstrated repeatedly to not be drop safe.
Nah it’s totally safe and will never go off without a trigger pull. Also because sig is such a good company, they’re doing free voluntary trigger assembly upgrades for the p320. Totally unrelated to anything else allegedly happening.
It’s incredible what a fucking joke sig has become.
There is no trigger block bar on a 1911. They are not drop safe.
Dawg, Jesus’s weapon of choice is literally in the Bible, Matthew 10:34:
I have not come to bring (a) peace(maker) but a sword
Dude’s immortal, he’s not afraid to get up close and personal with it
According to a gun video in “And the Wiener is…”, Moses and Jesus used guns to team up and defeat the Romans.
Dual wielding .50 cal 7-shot revolvers. The only handguns that make a Desert Eagle look small.
1911
Actually, he’d carry a 0.
Jesus would obviously use an an AK47
Edit. Just talked to Jesus, he uses a 12gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot. Says he likes to take care of things up close and in person
Hey a carpenter knows you can’t beat simple reliability.
wouldn’t he carry a revolver then? semiautomatics are relatively complicated
tbf i only know guns from games and movies
That’s what I always assumed. What else would Jesus use to murder immigrants and U.S. citizens?
