
Technically, kryptonite is also our kryptonite.
Dudes be like "LMAO Green Lantern’s weakness is just a colour!’
My Vrother in Christ
SO IS YOURS


Okay you go me. What does the tye dye do to weaken regular humans? Is it tripping on acid in a Grateful Dead concert?
Wearing it makes them GAY and LIBERAL !!
Milkdrop on winamp. You just get sucked in
If you can avoid that rock for around 60 billion years, it’ll be almost entirely lead, and then you can mock it. ‘Not so tough now, stupid rock’

aw fuck i’m weak to lead too
Lead gives you brain damage. Rock laughs.
Doesn’t even have to be radioactive. Too much salt will kill you, as will any rock with sufficient mass and velocity.
David enters the chat.

Being able to kill something with “sufficient mass and velocity” is a characteristic of all matter.
Can’t kill another rock. Just makes more rocks.
My weakness isn’t Uranium, you can just throw a rock at me and I’ll probably die.
It doesn’t even need to be radioactive/kryptonite.
Imagine getting hit down there with a rock. Yeah, I’d call that a weakness.
I mean the rock isn’t going to kill you. It’s the radiation that does, so no, our weakness isn’t a rock.
Depends how hard it’s being thrown at you…
You got me.









