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Boypreggers?? 😏
More likely than you think
It’s called greggers
am I… gregnant???
Peak internet.
CAN. U. GET. PREGANTÉ?
If you identify as a guy/guyby and are pregnant, yes (congrats then)
This is an edited tweet, right?
Many such edits!
There’s literally no way to know. Anything that you could normally write off as an insane thing that no politician, let alone world leader, would say, this man will, and probably had said
no one can tell with certainty
“Aboytion” would’ve worked here as well.
Also fits uwuspeak
Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.
Its a boy!
That’s its tail…
Its a girl!
I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post
That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!
The “door in the face” technique
That would’ve sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion
aboytion
Aboitions are what prohibition-era goilfriends got for unwanted pregnancies.
Preganant?
Gregnart
How is babby formed?
mr <insert name>, draw him pregnant
edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.
here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended
This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.
Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, I applaud you wholeheartedly. Very well done. Get the fuck off my forums
There’s also loss in there, in case you want to feel it even worse.
lightning mcqueen
Preganteee?!?!
“Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!”
“…No?”
“Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?”
“…Cause I’m trans?”
“Hi trans, I’m dad”
The most appropriate Dad response to your child coming out as trans.
Presumably dad was relieved.
Having your kid tell you he’s a boy shouldn’t be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.
This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.
