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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform

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Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
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  • KelvarCherry [They/Them]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Etsy knows their power.

    • RobotToaster@mander.xyzOP
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      Does lend credence to the idea that it should be banned though.

      If it works, then it’s assault, murder, or conspiracy to commit assault/murder. If it doesn’t work then it’s fraud.

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Well I guess they have to go back to putting ads in the back of almanacs.

    • Carighan Maconar@piefed.world
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      HARRY DRESDEN — WIZARD
      Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations.
      Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates.
      No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties or Other Entertainment

      That’s what I immediately thought of. 😅

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    17th century problems in 2026.

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      I feel like chose the wrong career

  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    Omg where should I go now to curse a public figure?

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Kalshi, maybe?

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    I feel like a real witch would have a spell to solve this.

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      Yes but why waste it on the Etsy board room?

      Eye of Newt ain’t cheap in this economy.

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    Why can’t the witches cast a dispel to undo the new rule?! Are they stupid?

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    Looks like the witches fixed it: custom spells available for sale on etsy

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    Man, let people charge for their make-believe stuff regardless of religion.

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    They were too successful I guess. Had to shut them down

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    Now if only Youtube would ban obvious scam products from being advertised…

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    https://sourcemage.org/ for all your casting needs.

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