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trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    Athletes enlarge size of genitalia

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      By injecting acid at the site right before measuring, allegedly.

      • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        So they are tripping balls during fitting?

        • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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          Different type of acid, listed in a nearby comment iirc

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            I know, I was making a joke

            :)

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      It does it when it wants, I can’t really control it.

    • Peehole@piefed.social
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      Hell yea

  • BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh look the competitive advantage all the morons think transwomen have…

  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    Maybe just let people make the flap as big as they want. That way it’s not cheating if it’s part of the technique/strategy.

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    So is Viagra legal during sports, or do they have to get surgery?

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      AFAIK they are injecting themselves something, no idea whether the enlargement is permanent, or just temporary.

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        male ski jumpers have allegedly been injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to gain a competitive advantage at the 2026 Winter Olympics

        Googled cause I wonder what was going on. WTH is hyaluronic acid and why does this sound like a villain origin story?

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          Hyaluronic acid is one of the most common ingredients in moisturizers, it holds up to 1,000 times its weight in water.

          First time hearing about it being injected into pps.

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          It’s the stuff they use as filler to get rid of wrinkles and get fuller lips.

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        Temporary

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