• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    The ottomans were roman in so much that if I break into someone’s house , kill them and steal their legal identity, don’t bother acting like them at all, I become them.

    Yeah, I’m using their ID and I live in their house, but I’m probably not the same person.

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        2 months ago

        “And yes, Mr Osman, you say your full name is ‘Christóphoros Nicolas Costas Papadoupulos’ , as indicated in this ID, and I see you have chosen to grow a mustache and gone bald very quickly in the last year?”

        “Evet… I mean, ney”

        “And you also grew 30 cm and somehow changed skin colour?”

        “😰 Yes…”

        “I see no problems, welcome aboard!”