• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “And yes, Mr Osman, you say your full name is ‘Christóphoros Nicolas Costas Papadoupulos’ , as indicated in this ID, and I see you have chosen to grow a mustache and gone bald very quickly in the last year?”

    “Evet… I mean, ney”

    “And you also grew 30 cm and somehow changed skin colour?”

    “😰 Yes…”

    “I see no problems, welcome aboard!”