• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      “And yes, Mr Osman, you say your full name is ‘Christóphoros Nicolas Costas Papadoupulos’ , as indicated in this ID, and I see you have chosen to grow a mustache and gone bald very quickly in the last year?”

      “Evet… I mean, ney”

      “And you also grew 30 cm and somehow changed skin colour?”

      “😰 Yes…”

      “I see no problems, welcome aboard!”