Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1170
arrow-up1170imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-24 days agoThe cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-24 days agoThat is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.
95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory.
This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc