return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 11 days agoMan allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sourcesabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1417cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1417external-linkMan allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sourcesabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square41linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up96·11 days ago Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·11 days agoI’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
minus-squareUnspecificGravity@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·11 days agoOr he is so elite that he is using techniques that you cannot even comprehend.
minus-squareAsafum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 days agoYou know what they say, don’t bring Parmesan to a pizza cutter fight.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 days agoThe only possible way this scenario could be improved is if the would-be jailbreaker was named Mario
minus-squareTheCelticPirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 days ago you haven’t seen what damage it can do!
minus-squareSuavevillain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoThe cutest in the world reference. Maki is great.
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoIf you get that pizza cutter rotating at about 1500 RPM it could be quite dangerous.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoThen again, if you manage that, you’re probably Donatello from TMNT 🤷
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoThe fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.
minus-squarekali_fornication@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 days agoDid he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
minus-squareGuyFawkesV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 days agoThe barbecue fork is gonna up the severity on this one. Why couldn’t he have just taken a regular fork?
minus-squarewhereIsTamara@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoDon’t forget the pizza cutter. That’s basically a nuclear weapon.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days ago Anderson Cooper? 🤞🤞 (would be such that great and unexpected twist 😁)
NOT A PIZZA CUTTER
I’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
Or he is so elite that he is using techniques that you cannot even comprehend.
You know what they say, don’t bring Parmesan to a pizza cutter fight.
The only possible way this scenario could be improved is if the would-be jailbreaker was named Mario
The cutest in the world reference. Maki is great.
If you get that pizza cutter rotating at about 1500 RPM it could be quite dangerous.
Then again, if you manage that, you’re probably Donatello from TMNT 🤷
The fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.
Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
The barbecue fork is gonna up the severity on this one. Why couldn’t he have just taken a regular fork?
You need that extra reach.
Don’t forget the pizza cutter. That’s basically a nuclear weapon.
“Weapons”
Cooper? 🤞🤞 (would be such that great and unexpected twist 😁)