Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
Gotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
It’s probably just because he’s Italian
The person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations
I’m sure by “pizza cutter” they mean a mezzaluna, so yes
I’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.
That’s basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.
It’s how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.
I was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!
After breakout snack
The fact that Anderson said it was a weapon is even more hilarious, like he’s some dollar store ninja ready to kill people with a pizza cutter, lmfao.
That pizza cutter feels almost racist in this context 😆 If Luigi was named Paddy Murphy, would he have brought a potato masher instead?
inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter
Please tell me his middle name was Mario
I thought he’s already cleared of all charges
Innocent of them, certainly. It’s widely known. All the best people are saying it.
Bold Move! Buy the man a drink; put it on my tab.
Let’s assume this would’ve worked and he was broken out of prison. What next? Where the fuck would they go?
Nearest corporate board meeting
Then a dennys. Fuck McDonald’s.
Mushroom Kingdom.
“Hey, it’s a me, Mario. I’m a here to save you.”
Mark Anderson
Mr. Anderson
Rookie mistake. Just put on random camo and a face mask, demand to have him for deportation, and shoot anyone who asks for id.
