Stop forking around
Edit: this post is lifting my spirits
Only time ive ever used a pallet doly was for moving pallets of liquor around a restaurant, so that works for me!
b… but I’m not forklift certified
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Does anyone know fork to fork?
Germans call it Ameise (ant), Czechs call it ještěrka (lizard)… Any other languages with animal names for these?
The Elves call it Ered El-galad (ascending starlight mountain). The Orcs call it Sharku Grom (old man cradle).
I was there 3000 years ago. I was there the day the strength of fork lifts failed.
“Honey, you’ve carried me over the threshold, you can put me down now…”
Van driver shows up.
“Hey do you guys have a dock or a ramp?”
The pallet jack is offered as a sacrificial lamb.
The van driver curses and groans and sadly takes the offered pallet jack.
Funnily enough, the jack was on the lift because we needed to unload a 16 wheeler with crates in the back.
Now is the time to strike while the iron is hot.
Tomorrow,
“Hey boss, after unloading that truck yesterday with the pallet jack, my back is really sore. If it doesn’t ease up I might need to go to the doctor today.”
Next safety meeting/safety suggestion box in a week or two.
“I really think the company should invest in electric pallet jacks. They are not that expensive and will cut down on potential lower back injuries.”
This made me laugh real loud :)
That’s what I thought when I took the picture months ago. I just saw it in my phone again and decided to post it, glad it’s making some people laugh
