I guess a few agents get to slack off for a while rather than actually work. I know if I were in their position, I’d just be “following up on possible leads” for a while.

Honestly, for an FBI agent, it’s insulting to be asked to do special monitoring for an unelected official’s private business. They have more important things to do.

Fascism is just ultra capitalism in a trenchcoat wielding a flamethrower!

SVU, special tesla victim unit. dundun.

What a bunch of clowns.

Good! We’re FINALLY Solving REAL PROBLEMS!

-This is LITERALLY What Conservatives think while CHILDREN ARE GUNNED DOWN IN SCHOOL, SHELVES ARE EMPTY OF GOODS, 401KS TANK AND ICE IS ALLOWED TO ENTER HOMES AND DEPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT WARRANTS OR CAUSE!

There’s a website to track elons plane.

Republicans doing things to stop people from destroying cars but not children in schools. “Family values” party.

Getting rid of the dept of ed, cracking down on tesla keying.

“A task force”

I knew Daredevil Born Again was going to touch on some of the same issues, but holy crap it predicted the future.

Won’t someone think about the cars!?

Next they will be threatening you if you don’t buy a Tesla.

Anti-Tesler Terrorism.

Thoughts and Prayers.

Property Police

Anti-trans, anti-immigrant and pro white supremacy terrorism are still A-OK, though.

Hey Tesla don’t know if it would work but if I see one alone at a dealership totally going to toss a gas rag in and burn baby burn like Gone In 60 seconds. Ok now that I am a terrorist can I get three hots and a cot for about 4 years, then sue the ever living shit out of the US government? Then buy Reddit or whatever and shut it down and use the rest to promote lemmy.world

It’ll be great when they see a Tesla that exploded because of how shitty it is and try and spin it into physics being woke