• MTK@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      Assumptions:

      • Avg human weight: 62kg
      • Poop to be pooped: 300g (based on avg bowl mvmnt of 128g)
      • Velocity of poop: 11kmh (based on fart velocity)

      The answer is no, you would have to take a shit about 20 times the normal dump to move at about 5kmh.

      Sadly, this art is not based in phisical reality.