Ask iceholes to show you their id, see how they like it.

Papers, please!
Go fuck yourself.
I think that’s all she really needs: a good fucking. Someone do us a favor, take one for the team!
eu…makeup everywhere.
You won’t say that to them.
Noem ain’t an American name.
Gestapo says what?
IF there were some good law enforcement they should arrest Noem, because I guarantee she is too arrogant to carry any proof of citizenship with her.
It’d be awesome. Chuck her in one of her own dungeons.
Kristi Noem should be prepared to prove her humanity on the stand.
Glory to Arztotska!
You first, Kristi.
So what do they consider proof? A photo of scan of an active passport? Or the actual physical passport?
Didn’t help Renee.
I don’t even have a passport as I haven’t traveled internationally since the 90s when it wasn’t needed for Canada and Mexico.
Guess I’m not a US citizen as far as ICE is concerned despite being born in the dead center of the US and at least four generations of citizens above me.
Original US birth certificate. Government issued ID
If you have a passport they’ll probably shoot you.
Most efficient way would be to shoot (near maybe?) the person asking. The requirements for acquisition of a gun should be sufficiently rigorous to prove your identity right?
I wanna see the log files from her phone’s face unlock feature during the period when she Mar-a-Lagoed herself with a brick in a sock.
Will a cup of my piss be enough proof?
Hey america: have the day you voted for!
I didn’t vote for this shit. My state didn’t even vote for this shit.
If you’re not in the US its coming for you next rest assured.
If you are I challenge you to expect your candidates to actually earn your vote instead of being a servile piggie to people who clearly do not give a fuck what happens to you at all one way or the other.











