Are these things tiny or is there just a weirdly large bowl for display to make them look like cereal for… reasons…?
I love how most examples of ancient writing are not fiction or poetry, but inventories, invoices and business letters.
If you were scammed into buying that copper, you’d write an angry clay brick yourself.
Yes, but if you were the scammer, would you collect the clay bricks of everybody that complains?
If the complaint was funny enough I would.
Can you imagine going to an ancient Assyrian CVS? You’d need a second cart just to take the receipt home!
Looks like triscuit
I would eat that if I would gain the power to sell inferior copper
Uhhh the Midwest will tempt you with puppy chow

The magazine selection in the Uruk dentist’s waiting room.
Iltam sumra rashupti elatim!







