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Because we’ve entered the Age of Ignorance.
If chemtrails aren’t real, then explain this phenomenon:
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AJ our favorite dingdong. Not as inspired anymore but still just as stark raving mad. The recent interview with Fucker Carlson was 😚👌
Thanks KnowledgeFight!Obligatory:
This American Life did a segment on AJ. I had no idea how f’ed up he was just generally as a person. This was before the divorce and custody trial when he claimed his whole persona is an act, but it made me think it wasn’t. He truly is just that much of an asshole with no relation with reality .
This reminds me of the dipshits that wanted to legislate that the value of pi == 3.
Fucking brainless.
If people could not be so fucking stupid, that’d be great. Thanks.
Hey! You and I are people. What the… /s

I suppose the condensing water vapor forming water crystals after a plane is a chemical too. So I guess the chemtrails are sort of real, but it is just water, and it’s completely harmless.
The correct name for the phenomenon is contrails. Which unfortunately contains con as the lead of the word, so that’s probably not helpful either.
The cause is hot air ejected from the jet engine creates water vapor, that is quickly cooled down at the low temperatures at high altitudes, this forms ice crystals that create the characteristic white trails after jet planes.
This is a result of physics, and it makes no sense to try to ban that, because physical laws of nature supersede human law every time.The correct name for the phenomenon is contrails. Which unfortunately contains con as the lead of the word, so that’s probably not helpful either.
I love your sense of humour, or lack thereof 🤣
It was an attempt at a joke.
How do you enforce laws written about things that don’t exist?
If you scare enough ppl about it, it exists. WMD’s, pot crazed rapists, fentanol slinging Mexicans, Africans eating pets. When has reality ever gotten in the way of scaring white middle class America?

I’m pretty sure bears exist.
Not here tho. No bear in sight. The bear patrol must be working like a charm!
Can’t argue with that logic.
There are already laws specifically intended to enforce rules that were written by a bunch of ancient goatherders, about a magical sky granpa who can’t be proven to exist.
Well, if you pass a law outlawing Bigfoot and then no one ever runs across Bigfoot, I guess that means the law worked, right?
Meanwhile small engine planes still use leaded gas. But you don’t see politicians trying to outlaw that.
Technically you do. There’s always been talk about that. For like half a century. It’s a totally important issue we need to talk about
Wait there are laws about chemtrails?
In a couple states, yes. They don’t actually do anything to restrict the water vapor trails that aircraft routinely produce in cold air.
They in a couple cases impose restrictions on cloud seeding.
It shows the public that they are at least going through the motions, and doing something, rather than not doing anything at all, which is what they are doing.
This is what happens when you elect clueless idiots. Admittedly it’s funny seeing the chemtards wondering why they are still there after they got banned, as if they expected a perfectly clear sky after lol
USA politicians are generally hard to grasp because they always seems to do stuff, either because they’re stupid, or because the voters they are chasing are stupid. There is some middleground, but it doesnt seem to span very far.
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Except… they’re not the same thing. Geoengineering has been going on for over half a century, and involves dumping particles into different layers of the atmosphere. These particles are generally inert, but cause localized condensation.
That’s a totally different thing than the chemtrail conspiracies which argue that chemicals that aren’t inert are being distributed to make it into the air we breathe and the water we drink in order to alter the behavior of people.
Chemtrails are effectively closer to microplastic pollution than they are to geoengineering.
Chemtrails are effectively closer to microplastic pollution than they are to geoengineering.
*would be
chemtrail conspiracies which argue that chemicals that aren’t inert are being distributed to make it into the air we breathe and the water we drink in order to alter the behavior of people.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-admits-bio-weapons-tests/
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2002/apr/21/uk.medicalscience
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/1950-us-released-bioweapon-san-francisco-180955819/
Why do people down vote documented facts?
I could post documented facts about the chemtrails ants leave, and I’d be voted down too.
Because neither is really what the discussion is about here.
Er. My links are directly linked to chemtrail conspiracies. Not ants. e.g.
One chapter of the report, ‘The Fluorescent Particle Trials’, reveals how between 1955 and 1963 planes flew from north-east England to the tip of Cornwall along the south and west coasts, dropping huge amounts of zinc cadmium sulphide on the population
People hear about cloud seeding, which is very much a thing, and go “See! See! I TOLD YOU!” When it very much is not the same thing as “chemtrails”.
https://www.dri.edu/cloud-seeding-program/what-is-cloud-seeding/
geoengineering is the same thing as chemtrails.
No, it isn’t. The first is something real that conspiracy crazies like to latch on to, the second is pure, dumb fiction on the level of the government put rainbows in our oxygen supply.
However these laws are phrased, it is obvious which popular demand they’re satisfying 🤪
Banning contrails would actually have an impact on climate change.








