They apparently failed to pay Anthony Joshua enough for him to take a dive.
Good news, everyone!
To pieces you say?
Does this mean he’ll shut the fuck up now?
One can only wish
Those breaks look like wired jaw level. They’re pretty nasty
More rich assholes should fight in a ring. They all like the idea of it but they rarely do it.
Pepperridge farm remembers when Elon Schmuck wanted to fight the Zuck. He got cold feet real quick tho.
Elon got his mom to bail him out. It was so pathetic.
Zuck is into Jui Jitsu, he can probably actually beat you up.
I learned and taught self-defense for many years. Enough to say you can never know for sure about someone, I’ve seen some really unassuming people turn into beasts in the sparring ring, and seen some big, tough dudes not be able to take a light gut punch.
All that said, I would be shocked if someone like Zuckerberg could handle the swift, primal, animalistic speed and violence that comes with an actual fight. He lives out-of-touch with the world and doesn’t have to watch his back on the bus ride home or learn how to spot dangerous people ahead of him hanging out in a parking lot. Even if he’s really good at katas and sparring, it’s a far cry from actual fighting, and survival comes from as much mental preparation as it does physical.
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Oh man i forgot about this. I was so looking forward to that. I didn’t care who won, but honestly would’ve loved a WWE style 3rd person come in and beat both of them down.
after the fight.
Jake Paul won’t be able to make this face for a while
Netflix, we demand a rematch!
Awesome.
You love to see it
is this really newsworthy?
With all the modern horrors in the news, we deserve some good news from time to time.
It is surprising the fight was not staged to the level he broke his jaw.
Anything to make him stay quiet is a win.
So in this case, a double win.
I hope he has to sip soup through a straw for months.
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More, if we all take turns re-breaking his jaw every two weeks.
This should end him ever fighting again, jaws notoriously like to break again once they have been broken.
Ha ha.
Who cares
