And suddenly he is feeling it again…
I mean I guess if you do something that fucked up and get the same response you probably found your actual soulmate
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
One quote that always stuck with me is, “shit in a bag feels like play-doh.”
To this day, I pray to a God that may not answer, that my ex was joking.
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.
“All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”
Two literal shitposters - and they found each other
She was thinking omg he has the same kink as I do.
Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.
Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she’ll share poopix, she’ll probably do all sorts of stuff, she’s just waiting for her moment to shine!
Ten minutes is the real question mark for me. Was it just kismet that she had one in the holster like that?
That’s my secret, Cap. I’ve always got to poo
Probably-crones-disease homies, represent
Bone apple teeth
Lol I really shoulda looked it up first
Just eat something your stomach has an intolerance to and you can probably work it out pretty quickly
I would eat anything for love
But I won’t eat that
And that’s how I met your mother.
I’m literally shitting right now y’all.
Vids or it didn’t happen.
You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.
Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her
Oh shit, the poop test. Clever!
I heard this one. They eloped within the week
Probably
