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ickplant@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago

It's basic science

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It's basic science

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    The coconut nut is a giant nut
    If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat) The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
    But most of all it’s not a nut!

    It’s the cocofruit (it’s the cocofruit)
    From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
    From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)

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      I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂

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        https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

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          I enjoyed that muchly

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          Haahaha! That’s totally different than what played in my head, but just as fun!

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      bro I love that song

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sperm is stored in the coconut

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    I don’t know if “give” is a fair word to use there, lol

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      No, in nature the mothers do “give” the milk to their young. Misuse of “give” when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.

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    Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?

    Edit:

    1. A whitish liquid containing proteins, fats, lactose, and various vitamins and minerals that is produced by the mammary glands of all mature female mammals after they have given birth and serves as nourishment for their young.
    1. The milk of cows, goats, or other animals, used as food by humans.
    1. Any of various potable liquids resembling milk, such as coconut milk or soymilk.

    It mentions coconut milk specifically

    (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯

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      A warm, white and creamy liquid.

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      But coconut milk is made by crushing the coconut meat and mixing it with coconut water. Coconuts don’t make milk, they make water. Humans crush coconuts and call it milk.

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        That sounds like juice with fine pulp

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    Two words:

    Coconut nipples

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    Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.

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      squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

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        According to Christopher Lee, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.

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    Tree Hampsters!

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    science rules!

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    Milky Joe has returned!

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    Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.

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    Has hair, has milk (sort of), yes. But, it isn’t mamal. It doesn’t maintain an internal body temperature through endothermy.

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