• ashenone@lemmy.ml
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      6 days ago

      Honey can you grab me a mushroom?

      From bathroom floor?

      No, from the couch.

      There’s not many.

      Then grab the ones from the rafters.

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        6 days ago

        The bathroom mushrooms are for fish

        The rafter mushrooms are for beef

        The closet mushrooms are for salads