I want a magical penis
Must be a strong drink … because penis mightier
That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.
OK Alex … I’ll take Jap Anus Relations then
Why would he smite the pennies tho?
They ass pennies.
Made from, by, or for magical penis?
Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?
I’ve not finished the bottle yet.
Or is it made from magical penii?
Let’s just say you don’t want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.
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I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot
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Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.
This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.
Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie’s digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷
Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it’s on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?
No the font ‘aileron bold’ is a bit wacky but I like it.
How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.
This is what I want for xmas
Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something… What a gamble.
Give me some. Let’s do this.
