Look… We don’t allow liquids cause they may be explosive, so put your possible explosive with all these other potential explosives in the busiest and most congested and concentrated area of this airport…i think I may of found a flaw in this plan
If there ever was proof the TSA is a clown show security theater it’s in this bin. Too bad it’s never going away because the average citizen simply doesn’t care and no administration wants to be responsible for making a bunch of poorly educated government employees lose their jobs.
Well I wouldn’t say no administration is above the responsibility of making a bunch of government employees lose their jobs.
Presumably the liquid explosives aren’t going to explode when diluted with loads of water and energy drink
“Bomb juice”
The liquids are not allowed because they mess with explosive detectors. Not because anyone thinks they are dangerous.
It’s not “we don’t allow liquids cause they may be explosive”. It’s “we don’t allow liquids cause if you have any in your luggage, we won’t be able to correctly detect explosives you might also have”.
That’s why some airports now allow liquids. Newer scanners can detect explosives even in luggages that also contain liquids.
Nobody thinks your bottle of water is dangerous. But your bottle of water will prevent the explosives detector from working.
Why does the bottle of water have to be scanned with the rest of your luggage? Could it not simply be separated from the rest of your luggage?
I feel like their job is to stop people from blowing up terminals and planes. They literally can’t stop terrorism on the public side of the gate. They have no means.
they have no means
TSA anal probing everyone in a 10 mile radius around an airport
gay people be linin’ up (I can say this because im gay)
It’s always been theater.
see comment further up
Drop a box of baking soda in there, you’ll be through that TSA line in a jiffy.
Too dangerous to allow a liter of liquid on a plane.
Let’s mix them all together in an airport where nothing bad can happen.
what if terrorists brought actual bomb juice and poured in in there and then just flicked a match into there and the whole fuckin airport blew up? things to think about when youre on your way to the airport.
Every time I’m at an airport I’m just struck at how much it’s changed since I was young.
In the olden days, it was like a big, clean bus station, people were free and happy and kids were running around, no barriers or guardrails anywhere. Now it feels like a funeral procession getting on a plane with the amount of searching and scanning and poking and prodding and massive walls of rules being posted about what you can’t do or say and one-way labyrinths of security hell.
yep pretty much it.
Or something which acts like a catalyst to make all kinds of soda explosives! (I’m not a chemist, so please don’t judge me for this ridiculous statement)
oh woops i just dropped my family size roll of MENTOS in the jungle juice
The liquids are not allowed because they mess with explosive detectors. Not because anyone thinks they are dangerous.
It’s not “too dangerous to allow liquid on a plane”. It’s “we can’t detect explosives in your luggage if there are also liquids in it”.
That doesn’t make sense. If that was the only reason, it would be easier and safer to just get people to take their liquid, in its container, out of the bag at scanning time
Agree, but security theater is more important, clearly.
Why can’t the liquid be allowed on the plane after the rest of your luggage is scanned then?
I thought that somebody could sneak a explosive liquid into a plane via cup or bottle, and that the liquid could look so much like coffee or water or fuckin diet Pepsi that the security people were like “nah bro we aren’t gonna test it”.
“We do this to to remove all the explosive fluids”
And then, being the law abiding citizen, I tried to relinquish my explosive fluids… Turns out they didn’t mean diarrhea. I think I made several lists that day, not sure which though.
And completely ignore the drugs I forgot to take out of my bag
I think k putting all the explosives together in one big container is a better idea than collecting Al the drugs
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Just makes me want to pee in it
why
I can only guess that this is a man, because only men have thoughts like this.
Because “All liquids”
Surprised to see Irn Bru on the graphic
That’s a pee bottle.
Irn bru and NA orange pop look very similar.
time to carry soda through a solid silver-colored cup that makes it look like the cup is made from metal
Lot of dead people in an airport after someone with an ammonia based cleaner they have to dump out right after someone else had some bleach they had to pour out.
Might have toothpaste in, though. (Yes this is where I draw the line)
Damnit now I have to dump all this bleach and chlorine
anybody wonder what they do with that jungle juice…? cause the soda machines are tastin’ kinda funky…
What if someone brought a cleaner and a cleanser? Does the TSA really want those two mixed right there?
The panacea
Move beyond. Focus forward, your goals, your life, your family. Let it go.
Everything that matters to me is in that bin.
Get bent.
“Everyone line up so we can steal your toothpaste.” Are we in crazy town?
