A wise man once said to me: “It’s a game of numbers!”, currently the numbers aren’t in my favour, it seems.
Never tell me the odds!
Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.
It’s just like how you to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
He was a hero for about 2 seconds.
And which of them is your mother?
Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out
Next time
What a missed chance to ask for a 40-some.
It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol
There is a Futurama episode about that
