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usagi@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

suddenly im a chef

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usagi@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world
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    I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.

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      As an aside, why do I feel like this is an alt account with a not-so-similar, yet-still-similar, name?

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        Just commented on it in the previous post. It’s alarmingly not-so-similar, yet-still-similar …

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      Don’t let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!

      Just… Don’t yell at me if you don’t get your apartment’s deposit back.

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        We’ve seen SMCF’s dreams.
        They need to stay dreams.

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        Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?

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          I assume it would be the opposite. Use full slices so you can get them out of the oil with a sieve.

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            Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.

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              Chunks mean rot and mold.

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              I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?

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                It is a bit different but people unfamiliar likely wouldnt really be able to tell the difference. You’d still want to strain it out probably.

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      …username checks out 😄

      Edit: nevermind! I misread Santa as Satan lol

      • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Is this SatansMaggotyCumFart’s alt, or their nemesis?

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          Both? 🤷

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