• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Swallow snow?

    Swallow cocaine?

    Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

    I like snow.

    I like egg nog.

    But cum makes me vomit.

    I’ve never meddled with cocaine.

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      20 days ago

      Yeah, egg nog is a delicious creamy holiday spiced treat that warms you up internally if its spiked.

      Cum tastes like slimy bleachy salt.

      This post is false!