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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important

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This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca
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    You shower fucking properly so that it doesn’t matter wtf

    • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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      Correct

  • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.worldBanned
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    There are two camps on this one, both have valid points:

    1. different bacteria live on different parts of the body, makes sense to use different towels for different parts of the body that don’t come into contact much
    2. if when you leave the shower you feel that you can’t use one towel for the whole body you should go back to the shower
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      Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.

      If you’re still hung up about your own towel, have you ever considered the implications of oral sex? How is it too whatever to intermingle your own bacteria upon yourself, but it’s perfectly acceptable to subject your partner to an even more invasive bacterial exchange. And if even that extent of biome crossover was sufficiently meaningful, why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?

      • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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        |why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?|

        You aren’t eating enough pussy. Everyone should eat more pussy. Pussy is fucking delicious.

        • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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          Um, there is no pussy eating on grindr.

          • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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            Get yourself a nice trans boy.

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            Clearly everyone should also suck more dick. Or at least increase the amount of oral sex they engage in.

            • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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              Quite right. Mmm tasty gock 🤤

        • GuyLivingHere@lemmy.ca
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          My cat would disagree lol. She is such a sweet fluff ball.

    • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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      What about the bacteria in the towel?

      If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.

    • Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.world
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      Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid

      • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.worldBanned
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        You never leave your shower?🥺

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    Umh…I usually take showers to get clean. So, when I´m done showering (read: when I have successfully finished the task of cleaning my whole body), I use a towel to dry my now clean body. Since my whole body is clean now, I do not distinct between single body parts, because, as previously mentioned, they are all equally clean now.

    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      Hey everybody! This guy touches his butt!

      Butt toucher! Butt toucher!

    • iridebikes@lemmy.world
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      This. And I use more soap on my ass and balls than about anywhere else on my body JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAN.

      • ulterno@programming.dev
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        But now your chest is less clean and you will end up re-dirtying the EXTRA CLEAN areas.

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    I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    I hope my balls are clean after I shower.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      this, if anyone os worried about the hygiene of towels, that means they aren’t confident on their shower.

      if you’re clean it doesn’t matter if your dry yer anus first.

      • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Ok, but also no, because how many times are you going to use a “clean” towel to dry off? I usually use it twice then wash it.

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          I am under the assumption that if I am clean, then the drying towel will be clean, I wash it after a while, but if it gets dirty, its because I need to shower better.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      I have always used the same towel for everything but I do realize now that I pick the towel off the rack and place it over my head the same way, making it so my head gets dried with the “top” of the towel legs with the bottom, and it gets put back on the rod the same direction. So it is possible the ball section of the towel never touches my face, that said… I wouldnt be worried about it anyways. I’m not exactly scared of balls, and they aren’t naturally acidic and even a vaginas acidity (~tomato) level, isn’t dangerous for our skin.

  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    I eat my fiancée’s ass like she’s hiding crack up there so I genuinely do not care.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      I assume you do, in fact, encounter crack at that point.

      • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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        Yes, I suppose you’re right.

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        Indeed, hiding crack in the crack of her crack

  • NoiseColor @lemmy.world
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    I’m in the 'new towel every day" club.

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

  • fritobugger2017@lemmy.world
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    Both are clean so what’s the problem?

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    You dry your balls first, then your ass. Then, you get in the shower. After the shower, you use the same towel again to re-apply your musk. Women love it.

  • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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    These threads are always such a fascinating voyage of discovery

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Any time I think I’m mentally fucked up, and for sure I am, I see stuff that at least makes me feel better about myself.

  • Rupie649@lemmy.world
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    Towel has two sides & two ends. Check mate.

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      Also four sides and four corners. Use this information with wisdom and not foolishness.

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The corners are used for cleaning ears

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          Drying ears, you mean?

          Otherwise I fear for the purpose you’re going to put those edges to.

          • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The remaining corners can be used for drying, yes

            • Rupie649@lemmy.world
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              I keep my corners pristine as a sign of arrogance & superiority.

  • arsCynic@lemmy.ml
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    Comparative illustration of women drying themselves versus men. The woman uses separate towels for bum, hair, and face, whereas the man comically uses one for everything, starting with his bum to genitals, to face.

    Additional advantage: using separate towels makes each one less wet, therefore they dry faster. In terms of hygiene I bet mold is significantly worse than using only one towel.

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    Tag side = balls
    Non tag side = face

    It’s not that hard lol

    • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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      I always put the tag in the top left corner holding it up. Otherwise the same.

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    No, cause I wash the fucking towel like a civilized human being.

    • Nfamwap@lemmy.world
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      You use a fresh towel every day?

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        Yes, because I’m not a fucking animal.

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          That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.

          If the body was cleaned correctly, you could just air dry and use it like 2 to 3 times.

          I use two towels per week, and they never smell bad before I put them for washing.

          • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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            That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.

            i’m doing a load of whites once a week regardless, so no, its not wasteful.

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              Do you shower once a week?

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                you do realize a washing machine can wash more than one towel at a time… right?

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              I see, if you are using the same amount of water regardless, I think that’s reasonable

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                Don’t newer washers auto detect the load size? And if so, wouldn’t larger load mean more weight, and therefore more energy used?

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          You really are though

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    So, what is so holly with the female genitalia that they have to ask this question?

    • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Their junk is a bigger hazard if anything. My penis ain’t leaking blood or mucus most of the time.

    • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Ladies, do you have a special towel to dry your ass crack?

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      I guess it’s the whole internal vs. external thing

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